( This character test was mostly based off of the abysmal Ridley Scott film adaption of Thomas Harris's novel Hannibal. I'm really missing Margot and Ardelia right about now. Anyway, this is the counterpart to the Silence of the Lambs test I made last year, and I'm so glad I finally put this bitch up. x.x; )

1. What's your primary frustration?

My boss.
No one knows.
I'm easily paralyzed by anger.
My mistakes.
When I can't get revenge.
People who judge me as stupid by my looks.
How easily I get drawn into other people's plans.
My subordinates.
My spouse.
Women.
The G.

2. What's your area of expertise?

Criminology.
I know just about everything there is to know.
Men.
My family history.
Livestock.
Philosophy.
Specialized medicine.
The ins and outs of a business.
Music, fashion, art. I love it all.
Kissing ass.
Extensive drug use and production.

3. What would we find in your closet?

Some fatigues, a few business suits for court hearings, a few party clothes rarely worn.
Immaculately cut designer apparel.
Something white and easy to clean as it is to get out of.
Something designer, but more utilitarian than aesthetically pleasing.
Dirty, rank items rarely cleaned.
Whatever I wear to work.
Normally semi-formal.
Your basic buisness suit.
Designer everything, ranging from casual to formal. You like to look your best at all times.
You go Walmart on shirts to save money for your two Armani suits.
Some designer, some knock-off, perhaps some fur. You have your own sense of style and you're not afraid to flaunt it.

4. Favorite vacation spot?

Texas.
Florence.
I can't have one now.
The Maryland shore.
I like Sardinia just fine.
Buenos Aires.
My job doesn't permit vacations.
London.
Paris.
My lake house.
Downtown.

5. What's your favorite genre of music?

I don't have a preference.
Classical, Bach in particular.
My tastes are very diverse.
I don't have the time for trivial things like music.
Something with a lot of screaming.
Generic stuff on the radio, maybe some electronica. I don't pay much attention to music.
Whatever I hear on the job.
Classic rock.
Classic Italian composers are wonderful.
Nothing too stimulating to the intellect.
Rap and hip-hop, maybe some R&B.

6. What are your typical hobbies?

Work, work, work.
Enjoying a concerto or taking in a small gallery.
Making other people miserable.
Indulging my significant other in their fancies.
Tending to my pets and exacting revenge.
Working out, reading up on philosophy.
Reading on the few occasions I have time to myself.
Tennis.
Shopping, going to the opera, reading Dante.
Checking out the interns.
Raising my kids, a bit of recreational drug use, shopping.

7. Who is/was the most influentual person in your life?

My father.
My sister.
My former shrink.
My wife or girlfriend.
My brother.
My former patient.
My client.
My bosses.
My husband or boyfriend.
Myself, of course.
My son or daughter.

8. What's your favorite color?

Blue.
Maroon.
Red.
Black.
Brown.
White.
Gray.
I don't have one.
Cream.
Green.
Gold.