( Please note that this character test is a hybrid of both the novel by Thomas Harris and the Jonathan Demme picture. All characters and concepts herein are copyright by their respected owners. )

1. How do you respond to an insult?

I coolly turn it right back on them.
I smile.
I get back at them indirectly.
I become bitter and make snide comments.
I ignore it.
I resort to physical violence.
I stare.
I get visibly angry, and snip right back.


2. What is/was your favorite subject in school?

Criminal justice.
History or Art.
Psychology or Math.
Oh, I don't know. l did so well in all of them.
School was all about the weed and the music.
Home Economics.
Philosophy.
English or Science.


3. What's primarily in your closet?

Darker, earthy tones of business attire.
Immaculately cut designer clothing.
Mostly professional, business attire. Dress shirts, etc.
Designer imitation, with cheap fabrics and faded colors.
Jeans, t-shirts, a few things to party in.
Hand-tailored dresses, some throwbacks from the 80's.
White and other lighter colored garments.
An even balance of business, casual, and party attire.


4. What's your favorite thing to eat?

Anything I can grab and eat in under two minutes.
An excellent gourmet meal.
Whatever I make out of a can.
Fast food.
Chips and cookies.
TV dinners.
Breakfast at Waffle House, around 3:00 in the morning.
Whatever I can whip up from my book of family recipies.


5. What kind of music do you like?

I don't have one.
Classical.
I'm too busy for music.
Anything different from what everyone else is listening to.
Classic rock or punk.
Eighties pop.
I like just about everything I hear.
Some rap is alright, some pop. Something I can dance to.


6. Where's your favorite place to be?

School.
Florence, Paris, London.. I like ancient cities.
Online.
Anywhere exotic, so I can brag about it at work.
Where I grew up.
In my basement.
At work.
At home.


7. Who is/was the most influentual person in your life?

My father.
My brother or sister.
My wife or husband.
Myself, of course.
My friends.
My mother.
I don't really know.
My grandparents.


8. What's your favorite color?

Blue.
Maroon.
Gray.
Brown.
Tie-dye.
Pink.
White.
Black.